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Editor's Note: Night Stalker...When the Cartoonist got serious about doing this on a regularbasis, and thus putting his life in constant danger. Yes, the joke is based on a pun. I've done a lot worse with humor.

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Comic 5

Editor's Note: Hell if I know- the artwork improves, though, yes?

Comic 6

Editor's Note: ignorance, is bliss-though the figure on the left resembles a certain someone in the Agents page...Hmmm...

Comic 7


Editor's Note:
The artist, it appears, knows all too well the trials of a high stress, high demand, low thanks lifestyle...Hopefully, though, his methods of dealing with them will continue to exclude such examples as the trepanning of mall perverts with sword, and without proper authorization.

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Editor's Note: I'm sure they take napkins, and theft of same, more seriously than you. So wipe that smirk off your face. With your sleeve.

Comic 10

Editor's Note: I really cannot believe he does this amazing shit in MS Paint. It may be awe at his skill alone which keeps any of the prominent ninjas from claiming the price on the cartoonist's head....

Comic 11

Editor's Note: Over-react? Not them, nope, never. The scalpel is known as the "benevolent knife" RPG's and Stinger missiles are benevolent, they just have more collateral damage...

Comic 12

Editor's Note: Eavesdropping grenades on your forehead...sounds like a plan. Anyone care to be a test subject, and listen over my shoulder again while I'm on the phone with my girlfriend? I thought not.

Comic 13

Editor's Note: Never did have any sympathy for peeping Toms. Remember, overkill isn't, if it works...

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