Mall Ninja Fan Art

It seems some of you people are suicidal...

I mean, really, making fun of Mall Ninjas? You're just asking to be found floating a in a river in a country you've never visited before-and the only upside to this form of death would be a really short, scary vacation.

As it seems you just can't resist making fun of people so incredibly skilled they could drop you like a side of ripe pork from a mile away, we hereby post the art submissions of you, the fans.

"Imbrog|io" has produced perhaps the best of the batch:

Our overly enthusiastic cartoonist, Will Pierce, came up with a few overly enthusiastic images.

Cfaber brings us G&W/MS, Sksseven brings us Security Times. I don't know about you, but I feel safer already.

"Jason" apparently has a death wish-not content with mocking Carbon-15's pictures, he moves on to mock the entire industry with Minimum Wage Warrior magazine...

"MG 42" brings us the best-selling magazine for Mall Security professionals, S.A.R.S.