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Code Name:
DarkHelmet


"Elite doesn't even begin to describe me"


Name:
Goes only by code name, DarkHelmet.

Height:
Approx 6'1

Weight: 150 lbs

Mall Security Specialty:

 

Standard Loadouts: 

(Plain Clothes)
Discrete body-armor lined hooded Sweatshirt
Glock 30, 10+1 Federal 200gr Hydrashoks, 2x 10 spare mags
Elishewitz-designed Benchmade Nimravus Cub fixed blade knife

Magnum Hi-Tec quarterboots, fitted with low-profile heel spikes, for emergency wall-scaling
Streamlight Stinger pocket flashlight.

 


Plainclothes...
 

(Special Response)

Primary Weapons-

A)
Colt M4 Carbine, 1/7 twist, 14.5" barrel, Aimpint Ml2 w/ ARMS #22M68,  KAC supressor
B)
Benelli M1 Super 90 shotgun, with 7+1 capacity, ghost ring sights, and pistol grip stock
C)
Remington 700 Varmint Synthetic-Left Hand in .308- fills the marksman application.

Secondary Weapon-
A)
Glock 21, threaded barrel,  with GemTech sound suppressor

Ammunition Loadout-

Primary:
A) 12x30 M16 mags loaded w/ Federal MX193
B) 50 rounds Remington #000 buckshot, 8 Brenneke sabot slugs
C) Federal Gold Medal Match .308 160gr boat tail

Secondary: 4x15 Glock 21 mags loaded with Cor-Bon .45 ACP 200 Gr JHP

Misc.-
Custom designed black tactical vest
Interceptor Level IIIA Body Armor
Custom Made Tactical Vest
PASGT Helmet
Bolle Goggles

Paul Chen Golden Oriole sword

PASGT Helmet
Bolle Goggles

GSG9 boots fitted with soft rubber ninja climbing soles, and dual edged grip spikes

 

"Silence, and by extension, stealth, is the ultimate tactical advantage"

Service Career:  Currently unknown. One agent in the field attempting to retrieve information solo.

We currently do know that his obsession with silence, ans stealthy, unnoticed movement, makes him a dangerous foe, at worst-and at best, a completely unstoppable one. Blending into a crowd is child's play, he does not appear to be anything more than another harmless, left-handed nerd. This illusion works to his advantage, concealing his true identity and purpose. when the time comes for him to strike, there is no notice of the transition into a true Shadow Warrior, be his weapon of choice blade or suppressed firearm.

Estimated Danger Level 1-10: 8 - We have no idea what he might do, so it's best to be on the safe side. Especially considering that we'll never hear him do it...

End Report


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