You couldn't protect the finger you pick your nose with, much less the general public.

In hindsight I know this is all some hoax sceamed up by some loser with nothing better to do with "its" time than instigate people in a mindless barage of B.S.

With that I leave you in your sick little twisted and pathetic world. I am sure I will see you on AMERICAS MOST WANTED sometime in the near future.

P.S. GET HELP BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE.

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Originally posted by HKZ:
SPECOPS, With that I leave you in your sick little twisted and pathetic world. I am sure I will see you on AMERICAS MOST WANTED sometime in the near future.

P.S. GET HELP BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE.

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There a motto that gets thrown around in my line of work alot: "I'll see YOU, but you won't see ME."

I try to keep very low profile, I wouldn't show up on TV even if I did make a major bust for the AMW show. This protects my identity and that of my family. It also allows me to do covert ops without blowing my cover. You know, corp. espionage works both ways.

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Originally posted by HK33K:
Man this is the best laugh I have had all weekend! Thank you very much, what a great joke! One last little detail-MP5SDs love to eat Winchester 115 grain 9mm Silvertips!Oh yea, my own transferable HK MP5a3 ate 2k rounds today without one malfunction. My friends SW5pad choked once or twice per mag.
See ya at the creek!
Pat

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I can only feel sorry for the fool who thinks that tactical ops are a joke, you are probably just like all of the rest. Laugh and jokeing with yor HK BMG(broken machine gun) and when you nedd help, you go all to peices, and it is up to poeple like myself and SPECOPS to save you behind.

Love ya man...
Hose

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The MP5 is carried discreetly, under the seats of the electric transportation cart

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Not to worry Geekboy, I work security also. But unlike you all ninja training I've received has been watching late night movies on TV, not from master Myers. And I do have a copy of a H&K91, but its carried to and from the range. If I were even to think about carrying it at work, after I was laughed down to mall guard, Id want someone to slap me silly for being such an idiot.

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Originally posted by Gecko45:
I am not a ninja, merely a student of the art of Ninjitsu,

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It is ninjutsu. I trained with Bud Maldstrom at the Atlanta Bujinkan Dojo, where did you train? My guess is the mall theater when they were showing a Sho Kosugi movie.

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Originally posted by SteyrAUG:
FINALLY, two honest to goodness satisfied Special Weapons customers. Todd, this is who your guns were meant for. I would suggest giving them one of every SW model for free so that they can personally represent and promote YOUR company. This is the image of SW in action. H&K may have images like the Navy Seals and the SAS, but SPECOPS and GECKO are hard fucking core to the bone. Can't you just see them outside their Sam Goody with your trusty blue steel. Todd this is a once in a lifetime promotional opportunity. When you think "mall security elite" think Special Weapons! And may I be so humble as to suggest a slogan? "When someone MUST protect the pic-n-pay Special Weapons pays the costs."

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Here's one for you, SW can one-better HKs "No Compromise" slogan. With Geekboy and SPECIAL-ED as SW posterboys Todd could use the slogan "No Consciousness!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Oh God, I crack myself up! And who says you can't have fun on a Sunday night.

To the rest of you, I only broke the code of silence by posting here so that I can tell you my two associates are for real.

Your reactions of disbelief are understandable. We are trained for many years in covert methods of keeping our operations top secret. Hollywood helps us by making some of our stealthy techniques seem laughable. This keeps our enemies off guard. The BGs will always underestimate our abilities because they think it is not possible.

Now there are some pretty well trained rent-a-cops out there. The Tac Team at Umatilla Army Depot (Who will neither confirm nor deny the presence of "Special Weapons" and the H, HD, and HX are common knowledge) agressed against us for the ARTEP task of defending an ASP - and they were pretty good.

But I guess I missed my calling. Instead of the years in Army Special Operations, I should have gone for Mall security for real high-speed, low-drag Kommando Ops.

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T. Mark Graham, Gunsmith
Arizona Response Systems
Products and Services for the Armed Professional
Phoenix, AZ. 623-873-1410 http://www.arizonaresponsesystems.com/

I wasn't gonna' say anything, but...like...he seems kinda' angry and distraught...Ya know?
And he has...like...a Chi-com RPG-7 or something. I think you mall ninja guys should go check it out, okay?

You haven't met these guys. You wouldn't know.

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i found a new place to hang out thanks to todd.i have never laughed so hard in all my life.

i have one question for you gecko or whatever you are calling yourself.

what do you mall ninja's do when the secret service arrives with the president.do you get to flash around your h@k 91 and play sniper boy with them?

I can just see it now.a fight breaks out at the gap between two girls over a pair of shoes and out comes the mall ninjas in full riot gear.they hose down the place with cs a distraction devices and then they open fire until all magazines are empty then they go up to ck fila to get a lemon pie and a coke.

can you say mental retard?
i knew you could>>>>

I met Stephen Hayes a few(!!) years back in Ohio at a camp we attended up there.

This is what you posted over on Glock Talk as being your mall-rat security force load-out:

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Originally posted by Gecko_45:
3) MP5K-PDW with red-dot sights;
2) G36 rifles using SS109 rounds;
3) Glock practical tacticles in .357 Sig
1) PSG-1 using Fed Gold Medal .308
1) Starlight scope for the PSG-1 in case we
lose power in the building.
3) Glock 27 backup guns
3) Kahr P-9 holdouts

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You want to use a PSG1. Why? This is a crappy HK product, remember? Oh, and I see the MP5K-PDW listed as another "I must have" item. Another crappy HK product according to you. What's that? You want a G36 too? Isn't that made by that crappy company known as HK?

You profess to hate HK but yet you dream about using the PSG1, G36 and MP5K-PDW.

At least be consistent in your stupidity. You come here and bash HK products then you wonder over to GlockTalk and post your want list which includes three HK products.

Here's some free advice. The PSG1 is probably not your best option. Yeah, it's cool looking and is accurate but it's too heavy, long and unwieldy. For close range work you're better off with a variable power scope with a BDC ranged to shoot from 50 yards to 200 or so. Most police/tactical sniping engagements require extreme accuracy at fairly close range, especially hostage situations. Rarely will a tactical officer engage a hostage taker/terrorist at military sniping ranges. But then being the super-whippo mall-rat security tactical rent-a-cop you probably already know this.

Hook, line, and sinker! HAHAHAHAHAHA ho

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Originally posted by alpinetek:
Steyr,
I'm also a member of the Togakure clan. MY instructor was a fellow by name of Takaei (Spl?) Williams. That was a loooong time. I continue the practice today (even in my old age).

I met Stephen Hayes a few(!!) years back in Ohio at a camp we attended up there.

Greetings to a shinobi brother.

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Welcome to the Hachi Kai. I trained with some of Busseys guys when I relocated to the midwest. I started back in '81 and keep up. I've never meet Mr. Hayes but like all good mall ninjas have read his books. It is too bad he has gone Hollywood as of late.

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Originally posted by William Gunn:
Gecko45,

This is what you posted over on Glock Talk as being your mall-rat security force load-out:
[QUOTE]Originally posted by Gecko_45:
[b]3) MP5K-PDW with red-dot sights;
2) G36 rifles using SS109 rounds;
3) Glock practical tacticles in .357 Sig
1) PSG-1 using Fed Gold Medal .308
1) Starlight scope for the PSG-1 in case we
lose power in the building.
3) Glock 27 backup guns
3) Kahr P-9 holdouts

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You want to use a PSG1. Why? This is a crappy HK product, remember? Oh, and I see the MP5K-PDW listed as another "I must have" item. Another crappy HK product according to you. What's that? You want a G36 too? Isn't that made by that crappy company known as HK?

You profess to hate HK but yet you dream about using the PSG1, G36 and MP5K-PDW.

At least be consistent in your stupidity. You come here and bash HK products then you wonder over to GlockTalk and post your want list which includes three HK products.

Here's some free advice. The PSG1 is probably not your best option. Yeah, it's cool looking and is accurate but it's too heavy, long and unwieldy. For close range work you're better off with a variable power scope with a BDC ranged to shoot from 50 yards to 200 or so. Most police/tactical sniping engagements require extreme accuracy at fairly close range, especially hostage situations. Rarely will a tactical officer engage a hostage taker/terrorist at military sniping ranges. But then being the super-whippo mall-rat security tactical rent-a-cop you probably already know this.

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No, you blithering idiot, that was a preliminary wants list, but now that our team has concluded that HK's are brass-bending plastic liability sortagunz, we have completely abandoned that original list and our carbines will be supplied by Hi-Point, or handguns by Lorcin, our backup weapons by Jennings, and our SMG's and 7.62 battle rifles(SW3's) by Special Weapons. We only deal with the best, and we feel that the caliber(pun for those of you not to sheeplike to notice) of weapons we have chosen are at the very top of their class.

M4's, Barretts 50's, Uzi carbines and Styer SSG's and such are just fine for those who can afford them, but what are they really getting, huh? A namebrand, sure, a little extra reliablility, maybe, any extra performance, doubtful. I say, the best SMG's in the wourld are produced by SW, and I will stand by that statment, as soon as i test fire one. When i do i am sure my analysis of the guns will be proved true.

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Originally posted by Gecko45:

No, you blithering idiot, that was a preliminary wants list, but now that our team has concluded that HK's are brass-bending plastic liability sortagunz, we have completely abandoned that original list and our carbines will be supplied by Hi-Point, or handguns by Lorcin, our backup weapons by Jennings, and our SMG's and 7.62 battle rifles(SW3's) by Special Weapons. We only deal with the best, and we feel that the caliber(pun for those of you not to sheeplike to notice) of weapons we have chosen are at the very top of their class.

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LAUGH. Ok, I get your drift. Jennings, Lorcin, Hi-Point and Special Weapons.

I should have caught on sooner. I didn't see the parody in your posts until now. Snicker, you got me.

Folks, he's trying to be funny. Now that his comments are in perspective I'm actually laughing.

Thanks for the levity Geckco45 and SpecOps.

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Originally posted by Nordic:
Hey Geekboy, SPECIAL-ED, et-all, does the shadow government agencies that fund your ops also provide you with anti-armor capabilities? I mean what if a posse of gang bangers starts driving through the mall all a blazin' in their '74 Licoln Continental? Do your low profile, battery powered patrol units come equipped with mounts for attaching Hellfires? Also, what if your three-man team is ambushed by superior numbers of Chechin rebels while guiding traffic at the escalator? If I were you I'd consider mounting claymores to the sides of your HUMGEE ("g" for golfcart). We all eagerly await your next installment!

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You are a doofus, of course there is no anti-armor capabilities for golf carts, the UNIMOG was woth the anti-armor work though. We would never consider using any missles larger than our modified surplus Shrikes, Hellfires are completly out of the question. also, ourgolf carts are modified, and can take abouse alot tougher than golf balls..

Also, Neonazi skinhead gangs are the most difficult thing we currently must deal with, it is not Chechin thzat we have to worry about, it is the Australian militants, and I dan't care if they reed this, they allready know that we are onto them and we will not give up.